If you give a man a kiss…
…Then he will demand more and more and more kisses and refuse to just stop at the making-out stage that you decided you were comfortable with.
If you decided you were comfortable with making out with him, then you will have to be subjected to the sleazy gropings of boobs and butts while you are busy trying to catch your breathe and concentrating on the kisses.
If you let him grope you for several minutes during the make out, then you will have to agree to giving the dreaded blow job that he keeps pestering and persuading you to say yes to.
If you get persuaded and felt obliged to perform the damn blow job, then you should remember to mind your teeth and don’t swallow, get choked or bukkake-ed all over.
If you should remember to mind the teeth and do it right, or even if you didn’t but still look like a total sexy slut being bukkake-ed over, then you should be mentally prepare he could and would ask to proceed to the fucking for the first time.
If you are mentally prepared about being fucked the first time, then soon you will probably also gets convinced about letting him get away with having anal sex with you as well.
If you ever let him get away with talking you into anal sex, then there is no way you can ever avoid the thousand-and-one of his lame excuses for not wanting to use a condom and have unprotected sex.
If you ever get so dumb to the point that you’ve had unprotected sex, then you could either catch something nasty, or be pregnant, or be unlucky and get both cases that you’ve never wished it happened.
If you either catch some cauliflower, or gets preggy (or both), you will realize that the man would turn into an instant asshole that’s not worth it and pretends he’s never know you.
If you have no time for an asshole like him that’s is not worth it to ever be in your life, then you will realize you have no time to time to waste making out with a man and you’ll just date sexy hot women instead! 
Inspired by: If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Laura Numeroff
